Sightseers' Delight

I hate it when this happens

I rode the information superhighway over to the Asbury Park Press’ Web site this afternoon, and I came across an interesting police blotter item.

It seems a 19-year-old man from Metuchen, N.J., suddenly realized that he had been stabbed. So, he decided to head on over to the local hospital. Turns out, he couldn’t remember how he acquired those nasty stab wounds, which weren’t life-threatening, according to the report.

“The victim told authorities he’d had a few beers and didn’t remember anything,” the newspaper reported. Isn’t that always the way it is?

I don’t know about you, but I’m rarely stabbed when I have a “few beers.” Maybe I’m hanging out with the wrong crowd.

Check it out for yourself.

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